Mike and Christine

Politics in late October tends to degenerate into a grind of bad campaign advertising, bad rhetoric and bad food. Then, as if to remind us all that politics should at least sometimes be fun, Mike of Down With Absolutes writes that he has been asked to speak at Christine O'Donnell's announcement:

She has asked me to “make a statement” at tomorrow’s event. I think I will. I don’t know what I’ll say, but I’m sure it will be quite complementary of my favorite social conservative. I hope she doesn’t mind, but I will not be putting on a monkey suit.

Is your head spinning? His seems to be, though he has kept enough of his wits to remember to not actually endorse her:

Note: I will NOT be endorsing her (like I won’t be endorsing anyone…especially in this awful race). I will just be speaking on the effects of her write-in candidacy and how I support her right to run as a write-in candidate. Who knows? I may piss myself from fear and decide not to speak at all…

For the most part, I have little interest in fringe candidates, but this is too good to be true. Who knew that politics could be so -- spontaneous? You go, Mike.